Step 1
Move to Boston
Step 2
Find a bar in Boston
Step 3
Order a Sam Adams
So here is what happened...we go to a bar because its hot outside, and a nice cold beer sounds yummy. We each get a Summer Samuel Adams...just ONE Samuel Adams. Due to a previous sickness I am unable to finish mine, but Aaron finishes his just fine. We nursed them...there was no drinking race or rush out the door. We just slowly sipped some beers. Sounds weinery no? Well it gets even worse. When we get up to leave we feel drunk. Like multiple beers drunk. Like making inappropriate comments, stumbling around, and people watching for an hour tipsy. How did this happen? Is it the freshness of the beer? The air in Boston? Or just the light weight tendencies of Aaron and I?
I think it's because your combined weight is 120lbs... Seriously. Tipsy off of one beer is unacceptable. I expect that by the time I'm there for Spring break your tolerance has shot way up. It's important to work out your entire body - including your liver.
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